[Philip II of Macedon to Sparta]: “If I invade Laconia you will be destroyed, never to rise again.”
[Sparta]: “If.”

if I were stranded on a desert island with any one of my three current top contenders for “Single Food I Would Take to a Desert Island if I Could Only Take One Food”:

1. Nutella
2. Peanut M&M’s
3. Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue potato chips